Ho, ho, oh my! 

Get ready to jingle your bells and deck your halls with the sexiest Christmas products and bundles this side of the North Pole. This Christmas, we’re thrilled to present our ultimate collection of tantalising products designed to elevate your pleasure and bring warmth to those chilly winter nights.

We sat down with our founder, Jazz Pedrosa, who shared the inspiration behind this year’s selection. “This holiday season is all about celebrating intimacy and joy,” Jazz says with a playful smile. “We’ve curated a lineup that caters to everyone—from solo adventurers to couples looking to spice things up.”

Let’s dive into our must-have products: the Peachy Mini Wand Massager, perfect for on-the-go pleasure; the So Divine Water Based Lubricant, ensuring smooth and delightful sensations; and the So Divine Glorious Dildo Pink, a stunning addition to any collection. 

For those who enjoy a bit of restraint, our Padded Leather Wrist Cuffs add an exciting twist to your playtime. We also recommend  the powerhouse Doxy Original Massager Purple, renowned for its deep, rumbly vibrations, and the innovative Gvibe’s vacuum clitoris stimulator, designed to take your pleasure to new heights.

“We want to inspire everyone to explore their desires and connect with their partners in new ways,” Jazz emphasises. “These products are about creating unforgettable experiences this Christmas.”

So grab a cup of cocoa, cozy up by the fire, and join us as we explore how these fabulous products can make your holiday season unforgettably hot.

Why the Peachy Mini Wand Massager is Your Must-Have Christmas Gift 

“The holidays are all about joy and pleasure, and that’s exactly what the Peachy Mini Wand Massager delivers,” Jazz says with a mischievous twinkle in her eye. “It’s the gift that keeps on giving, long after the Christmas lights come down.”

Jazz explains that the Peachy’s compact size makes it ideal for those sneaky moments of pleasure during hectic family gatherings. “It’s small enough to slip into your purse, but don’t let its size fool you,” she winks. “With 10 versatile settings, it packs a punch that’ll have you seeing stars brighter than the one on top of your tree.”

The body-safe silicone and waterproof design mean you can take your holiday cheer into the shower, away from prying eyes and ears. “And let’s be honest,” Jazz adds, “who doesn’t need a little stress relief during the festive season?”

With its USB charging capability, the Peachy ensures you’re always ready for a silent night that’s anything but holy. “It’s the perfect way to treat yourself or a loved one,” Jazz concludes. “After all, isn’t self-love the greatest gift of all?”

Its Officially Cuffing Szn with our Padded Leather Wrist Cuffs

“Our Padded Leather Wrist Cuffs offer couples a chance to explore intimacy in a whole new way.” Says Jazz.

Jazz explains that the luxurious feel of the leather and the comfortable padding make these cuffs perfect for those cozy winter nights. “There’s something undeniably sexy about the contrast of soft leather against skin when it’s cold outside,” she laughs softly.. “It’s like giving the gift of adventure without leaving the bedroom.”

The adjustable straps ensure a perfect fit for any wrist size, making them an ideal present for partners of all shapes and sizes. “Plus,” Jazz adds, “the sleek design means they can be discreetly tucked away when the in-laws come to visit.”

With a playful smile, Jazz concludes, “Let’s face it, sometimes being on the naughty list is way more fun. So this Christmas, why not add a little kink to your stocking? 

Why the So Divine Glorious Dildo Pink is the Perfect Holiday Treat  

“Our Glorious Pink Dildo is designed to fulfill your deepest desires and make your silent nights anything but boring.”

Jazz explains that the 7-inch marvel, with its ribbed shaft and swollen head, is perfect for those looking to indulge in some quality me-time during the festive season. “The real skin feel technology makes it incredibly lifelike,” she adds. 

The strong suction cup base adds an extra layer of excitement. “You can stick it to any smooth surface,” Jazz grins. 

Jazz also emphasizes the versatility of the Glorious. “It’s harness compatible, so you can use it solo or surprise your partner with some strap-on fun. It’s the gift that works for everyone!”

To enhance the experience, Jazz recommends pairing it with So Divine Water Based Lubricant. “A little squeeze of this vegan-friendly lube, and you’re in for a very merry Christmas indeed,” she says with a mischievous smile.

Give the Gift of Relaxation and Pleasure with the Doxy Original Massager Purple

“Let’s be honest,” Jazz begins with a sly smile, “the holidays can be stressful. The Doxy Original Massager Purple is like gifting yourself…or someone special a ticket to pure bliss.”

Jazz explains that the Doxy’s powerful motor sets it apart from other wand massagers. “It’s like comparing a gentle snowfall to a full-blown blizzard,” she chuckles. “The deep, rumbly vibrations will have you seeing more stars than there are on top of your Christmas tree.”

The purple colour adds a festive touch. “It’s sexy, regal, it’s fun, and it’s perfect for those who want to add a pop of colour to their pleasure chest,” Jazz raises an eyebrow playfully. “Plus, it’s much more exciting to unwrap than another pair of socks!”

Versatility is key during the busy holiday season, and the Doxy delivers. “Use it for a sensual massage after a long day of Christmas shopping, or crank it up for mind-blowing orgasms,” 

Jazz also highlights the Doxy’s durability. “It’s built to last, just like those family Christmas traditions. Though I bet this will quickly become your favourite tradition of all,” she adds with a mischievous grin.

Why You Need the Gvibe Vacuum Clitoris Stimulator This Season

“Christmas is all about joy, and what brings more joy than mind-blowing orgasms?” Jazz begins with a mischievous smile. “The Gcat is like gifting yourself a ticket to pleasure paradise.”

Jazz explains that Gvibe’s exclusive Smooth Landing technology sets the Gcat apart. “Many women struggle with hypersensitivity during climax with other stimulators,” she notes. “The Gcat lets you reduce intensity at the crucial moment, delivering longer, more intense orgasms than any other device on the market.”

The intuitive single-button control adds to its appeal. “It’s perfect for those moments when you want to relax, not fumble with complicated controls,” Jazz winks. “Plus, it’s completely waterproof. Nothing says ‘Merry Christmas to me’ like a steamy shower session while the family’s busy with holiday preparations.”

Jazz highlights the Gcat’s thoughtful design. “The bell mouth gently hugs the clitoris without causing discomfort, and there’s even a backlight for those silent nights that are anything but holy,” she grins.

With up to 4 hours of battery life and a travel lock feature, Jazz emphasizes its versatility. “It’s the gift that keeps on giving, whether you’re home for the holidays or escaping for a New Year’s getaway.”

Christmas Bundles That Cater to Every Desire

“This year, we’ve reimagined holiday gifting,” Jazz says with a mischievous sparkle in her eye. “These bundles aren’t just products; they’re experiences waiting to be unwrapped.”

Our collection spans six meticulously curated bundles, each designed with specific desires and preferences in mind. From “The Very Merry Gentleman” for penis-owners seeking luxurious solo play, to “Twas The Night Before Christmas” for those exploring feminine pleasure, we’ve crafted something for everyone.

“What makes these bundles special is their exceptional value,” Jazz explains. “We’re offering premium products at prices that make gifting—or treating yourself—irresistible.” Each bundle offers significant savings, with discounts ranging from £19.99 to £59.96 off the original pricing.

The bundles range from playful to provocative. The “Naughty or Nice” collections, for instance, offer two distinct experiences. The Naughty Bundle features luxurious restraints and powerful stimulators, while the Nice Bundle provides more gentle, exploratory options.

“We wanted to create something for every comfort level,” Jazz flashes a smile. “Whether you’re just beginning your pleasure journey or you’re a seasoned explorer, there’s a bundle that speaks to you.”

What truly sets these bundles apart is the thoughtful curation. Each collection includes complementary products…like perfectly paired lubricants and toys; ensuring a seamless, satisfying experience.

“This isn’t just about selling products,” Jazz emphasises. “It’s about celebrating intimacy, self-love, and the joy of personal exploration. These bundles are an invitation to discover, to play, and to enjoy.”

So this holiday season, why settle for ordinary gifts? Our Christmas bundles promise to make your celebrations anything but traditional!

Shop our Christmas bundles here.